I am bored. Seriously. I am bored shitless!
I have done nothing today, besides sitting on my ass and watching two of the world's crappiest movies with Adam Sandler. And the funny thing about it is, that I actually find them funny. First I watched Little Nicky and I hysterically laugh my ass off..... I still don't know why... then, I watch Click... and cry.... again...... *sigh*
After watching these two movies I am NOT fond of. I decide to randomly bake a cake. Yes, that's right! A bloody cake (which tastes disgusting), my career as a chef is over before it started.
After the disasterous cake I attempt to make plans with my boyfriend and see if he wants to go to the movies or do something other than sit on his ass all day.
He (the boyfriend) has been sitting on his pale ass since New Years. Very annoying.......
Him being the complete dooshbag that he is, feigned sickness and asked me to come over..... (really now?)
And me being the absolute shithead that I am, decide to take him up on the offer! Yay for submissive woman! (I am totally being sarcastic)
See? Boredom has sent me over the edge.... and turned me into a mindless submissive sex toy.... *sigh*
Anyways.... if you are reading this.... then you must be bored as well..... hell, at least you'll have something to laugh about.
*grumbles*